Thursday, June 30, 2011

The Rio Times

Do you want to know NEWS in English from Rio de Janeiro???
Take a good look at this website:




About them:  
The Rio Times is an English language publication dedicated to the English speaking foreign community in Rio de Janeiro and Brazil.
While there is no shortage of world, national, and local news sources in Portuguese language in Rio, until now there has not been a local news source available in English. We feel that whether you are here for ten days or ten years, it is important to understand the happenings around us.
Beyond keeping up with local events, The Rio Times will also cover issues of specific interest to foreign nationals here. Our mission is to provide the community with local information, and improve their understanding of the Marvelous City.

COOL COOL COOL!!!!!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Comic Strip - Monica's Gang

Have you ever heard about Monica's Gang?

Monica's Gang

Visit the website http://www.monica.com.br/index.htm 
and check it out!!!  Don't forget to select ENGLISH! Now, meet the characters...


MONICA: The undisputed star of the show. She is the bright, spirited, sometimes feisty but totally lovable leader of the gang. With her trusty plush rabbit Samson always in hand, Monica defends both her friends and her position as leader.



JIMMY FIVE: With his unruly strands of hair and difficulty in pronouncing his r's, Jimmy is a little boy who loves sports and music and the outdoors. Forever dreaming up 'infallible plans' to take over from Monica as leader, he uses his pal Smudge as accomplice.




 
MAGGY: Monica's very best friend, sweet and girlish, has one big weakness: food.
With an uncontrollable appetite, especially for such goodies as watermelon, pizza, ice cream and cake, she even named her cat Vanilla!




SMUDGE: He'll do just about anything to avoid water in any form, but he's everybody's pal.
As Jimmy Five's best friend, he gets talked into helping him with his 'infallible plans' but invariably lets the cat out of the bag.





Favorite song

  What’s your favorite song of all time?

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

JOKES!

Why are computers always hungry? Because they take mega-bytes! GET IT!? MEGA-BYTES!?
What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree! GET IT! PALM TREE!?
Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because he had a split personality! GET IT!? SPLIT personality!?
What do you call a crazy train? A locomotive! Get it? LOCO-motive!? Hahahahaha! (that pun had Spanish in it) Hahahaha!

Did you hear about the melon whose whole left side was cut off? He's ALL RIGHT now - Get it? ALL RIGHT???
I HATE vampires! They are a pain in the neck! HAHAHAHHA
What do you call dead cows that come back to life? Zombeef! HAHAHA! Get it?! Zom-BEEF??
Did you know I used to be addicted to soap? I'm clean now. HAHAHAHA! Get it?! CLEAN?!


Good: Your wife doesn't talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Joke

Ants, once a year flock to a pen and starts to dance, what's the name of the movie?
Independence day, understand?
In the pen dance day




Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Escherichia coli

Escherichia coli

 

E. coli Infection
What is E. coli?
E. coli is short for Escherichia coli -- bacteria (germs) that cause severe cramps and diarrhea. E. coli is a leading cause of bloody diarrhea. The symptoms are worse in children and older people, and especially in people who have another illness. E. coli infection is more common during the summer months and in northern states.
How can I catch E. coli infection?

Most E. coli infections come from:
  • Eating undercooked ground beef (the inside is pink)
  • Drinking contaminated (impure) water
  • Drinking unpasteurized (raw) milk
  • Working with cattle
Healthy beef and dairy cattle may carry the E. coli germ in their intestines. The meat can get contaminated with the germ during the slaughtering process. When beef is ground up, the E. coli germs get mixed throughout the meat.


The germ can also be passed from person to person in day care centers and nursing homes. If you have this infection and don't wash your hands well with soap after going to the bathroom, you can give the germ to other people when you touch things, especially food.

People who are infected with E. coli are very contagious. Children shouldn't go to a day care center until they have 2 negative stool cultures (proof that the infection is gone). Older people in nursing homes should stay in bed until 2 stool cultures are negative.

What are the symptoms of E. coli infection?
Symptoms start about 7 days after you are infected with the germ. The first sign is severe abdominal cramps that start suddenly. After a few hours, watery diarrhea starts. The diarrhea causes your body to lose fluids and electrolytes (dehydration). This makes you feel sick and tired. The watery diarrhea lasts for about a day. Then the diarrhea changes to bright red bloody stools. The infection makes sores in your intestines, so the stools become bloody. Bloody diarrhea lasts for 2 to 5 days. You might have 10 or more bowel movements a day. Some people say their stools are "all blood and no stool."
How is E. coli infection diagnosed?
The diagnosis is made by finding E. coli in a stool culture. If you have bloody diarrhea, see your doctor as soon as possible. Your doctor will do a culture to find out if you have E. coli in your intestines. The culture has to be taken in the first 48 hours after the bloody diarrhea starts.
How is the infection treated?
There is no special treatment, except drinking a lot of water and watching for complications. Don't take medicine to stop diarrhea unless your doctor tells you to. This medicine would keep your intestines from getting rid of the E. coli germ. If you are seriously dehydrated, you might need to go to the hospital to have fluids put into your veins with na IV.
  

A school joke to start the day

American Pancakes - Why don't you try it? :)


Good Old Fashioned Pancakes


Prep Time: 5 Minutes
Cook Time: 15 Minutes
Ready In: 20 Minutes


Ingredients
  • 1 1/2 cups flour
  • 3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 tablespoon white sugar
  • 1 1/4 cups milk
  • 1 egg
  • 3 tablespoons butter, melted
Directions
1. In a large bowl, mix together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.
2. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

Nutritional Information
Amount Per Serving  Calories: 158 | Total Fat: 5.9g | Cholesterol: 41mg
(Powered by ESHA Nutrient Database)

Music

Well, some people know that Sir Paul McCartney, the ex-beatle, came to Brazil! Last year he only went to São Paulo, but in May 22nd and 23rd he was here in Rio, and I’m glad to say that I went to this great concert. Well, they were negotiating since August of last year, and it’s a long process, in April, they announced that he would come! Of course all the fans were crazy to see him. The most expensive ticket was 700 reais, and it was in ‘Engenhão’.
            Paul McCartney started his music career with The Beatles, and in the end of the 60’s, he started a new band, called ‘Wings’ and one of the integrants was his wife Linda McCartney. After Wings, he started a solo career. This man is 68 years old but he’s still with the same old energy. Both concerts were fantastic, everybody enjoyed it and wow he can sing! You guys should listen to Beatles, Wings or his solo career. I recommend Beatles! But all three are amazing.